All my haters will get what they want on April Fool’s Day: I am shutting down Chester County Ramblings. So sick 🤢 of the obnoxious idiots with zero boundaries.

So goodbye bitches, I will be henceforth taking up booze bingo with the hoi polloi!

I leave you to the emoji laden narcissists , gaslighters, and their AI. Maybe I will instead start sending out emails about asking for free stuff if I mention it.

Maybe I will take up gaslighting like crocheting.

The possibilities are endless in fact.

Maybe maybe maybe…

Just not today, babies.

It’s just for April Fool’s,

Teaching unadults they need to be schooled.

You don’t have to like it,

I don’t give a good god damn.

It’s just fun to school some,

And pop them back in their cans.

So next time some wish a big exposé,

Perhaps they should look in the mirror and wonder,

What if it was them today?

Now I know I am not a poet, but I didn’t use AI to show it.

Perhaps just a wee enigma wrapped in a riddle,

Yanking your chains just a little.

Maybe it doesn’t actually matter what I write,

It’s just Pavlov’s theory applied to blogging?

Maybe it’s time for those who don’t to take a flogging?

Oh wait is that too mean?

Was it all just a dream?

We may never know except on April Fool’s Day some of you are rather slow!

Ta ta for now!

PS but the booze bingo? It’s a real thing in Thorndale apparently….