they solicit live people…for death

Yeah I wonder how I got on the Join Us…..For The Last Supper mailing list.

I cannot tell a lie, my friend thought up the Join Us…..For The Last Supper of it all. It’s brilliant and apropos. I see a Saturday Night Skit…

Anyway, my new friends are from Logan Funeral Home and are in Broomall, Malvern, Philadelphia & Exton. Their website says they have an onsite crematorium too. They must be super fun at Halloween.

But the whole idea of breaking bread over funeral arrangements for the future is well…creepy.

I also got one in the past couple of months from Calvary Cemetery in Villanova/West Conshohocken now run by some company named Everstory Partners who keeps the cemetery like crap. Oh and I know that because my father is buried there. Twice in recent years when I’ve stopped by to visit his grave, there has been dirt from other graves being dug on his grave. And what was really offensive about their solicitation as it was a Dear Occupant letter. One would think they would cross reference their mailing list with families who have family interred there.

I get that businesses have to solicit, but soliciting about death is just really bizarre to get in your mailbox.

If anyone knows who’s mailing list, Logan Funeral Home gets their addresses from, let me know. Drop me a comment.