I love a good phone solicitation don’t you? No, not really, right. Yes, I get it and neither do I, was just being sarcastic.

I received one yesterday. Another fake roofing inspection one. Ever since some in the area had hail, they have been relentless. Door to door people but mostly phone solicitors.

It’s always Philadelphia roofing something or other or Pennsylvania roofing something or other. And when you pretend to be hard of hearing and ask them to repeat the company name, it’s another company name (that doesn’t exist and none of them exist.)

This turdsticker yesterday started again with the tired old “we are doing work for your neighbors.”

Yeah umm no you are not anymore than the summer seasonal driveway sealing gypsies.

Well this one told me to shut up as in shut up stupid woman I’m speaking.

Yeah that didn’t work so well and this time I called back. Told them off and told them that I was recording the call.

Don’t fall for this BS and I know some people do. Legitimate businesses don’t operate this way, pure and simple.