Dear Ryan Homes,
Please pardon me while I barf all over your saccharine sweet ridiculous glossy postcard you mailed me today. My apologies, truly, part of it is because I am sick and part of it is because, well, I simply can’t stomach anymore developer drivel.
Who are you to judge the living I “deserve”? I live quite nicely in Chester County. I have an actual home that isn’t made of plastic and plywood.
Why on earth would you think I wanted the urban Stepford plasticness of a non-organic fake neighborhood next to a highway? Especially because I live in a real neighborhood with real people?
I know, I know you want to sell everyone on the plastic houses that would be so lovely next to the elite blue lagoon of the old quarry lake. You know the one that no one has sufficiently fenced around yet?
The East Whiteland supervisors and staff like the director of building and planning are salivating and counting the ratables before they are hatched completely ….I get that. But it doesn’t necessarily mean build it and they will come. Of course they might all come and then it’s going to be like part of Chester County has turned into King of Prussia West. Or Bensalem, pick your development.
Your “lake views” are as fake as the architecture you are touting here. That isn’t an actual lake it’s a toxic body of water left over from the days of quarries. If you were smart you would have fenced that in properly by now, but I predict it will take something awful happening before you actually do – presuming you guys own that since I don’t know who actually owns it.
As far as I’m concerned everything being built over at Atwater is just developer blight on the horizon and density that we aren’t going to be able to handle in a few years. And the schools certainly will bear the brunt of this and municipal and other services as well. And the roads are already groaning.
But hey like everyone else’s development plans, it’s like all of yours exist in a tiny bubble with a green Elysian field surrounding it…. And in this case also bordering an unnaturally blue, toxic “lake”.
I’m sure by now you’re sorry I am on your mailing list. Trust me the feeling is mutual.
Just me, mocking bad developments proudly for decades.