I received a rather amusing email yesterday. It was from someone named Quentin Mills from the “Student Loan Debt Department.”

I mean wow talk about a blast from the past, right? I’m 60. I haven’t had student loans in like 30 years! It’s like getting carded in a bar, right?

So I decided to call up my new friend Quinton.

My next new friend was named Christian. He wasn’t particularly articulate and you could tell he was slouching on the phone desk.

So since Christian didn’t seem to want to hook up with a 60 year old, I decided to call back! This time I got Evan. He was much nicer, but he couldn’t wait to get me off the phone.

Now, these are scams. this one was at least rather amusing as well as preposterous. However there’s also another scam roaming around Chester County in particular and it’s people calling you up claiming they are calling from the Chester County Sheriff’s Department and you missed jury duty. Just hang up, unless of course you want to ask them if they’re going to give you a ride home from bail processing after they arrest you.

I have a prediction that things like this are going to become more prevalent over the next four years and it’s just kind of the world we live in.

But Quentin Mills, wherever you are, honey I did try to call you like you asked…. I’m sorry if I wasn’t your target audience, and that I called your little children back and had a little fun.

Happy Friday, everyone . Stay warm.